I will die early

This afternoon I evaluated my own eating habits and I came into conclusion that I will die with one or two, or all of these illnesses:

1. Colon cancer because I don't eat vegetables.

2. High blood pressure - since I don't eat vegetables, I only eat meat which I think isn't healthy but YOLO. I may not eat fats but I love chicharon so much more than people.

3. Hyperacidity / Ulcer / Diabetes - I LAV COKE