Hell week, then Holy week, then Hell week

Swamped with three exams for the weekend - and they are from subjects that are very good candidates for a sweet, sweet quatro or singko this semester. I don't how I would actually study all of those in two to three days, especially with other important extra-curricular events to attend to. I secretly think that these teachers actually conspired to give out their exams with the longest coverages on the same weekend. Seriously you heartless pieces of intelligent shit, why would you do this. Didn't you receive enough love and care when you were children that all of you transformed into evil, unforgiving creatures whose goal is to make poor, poor students fail?